Words are important. Sometimes just as important, or even more so, than actions. Here’s some of our lyrics which probably means you can see what goes on inside our heads.

Todd Terry’s Mum

(Oi Todd, Is that yer Mum?)

I’ve proper had it with Todd Terry’s Mum
I’ve proper had it with Todd Terry’s Mum

I’ve proper had it with Todd Terry’s Mum
She didn’t know who I was
But she knew who Tim was

I’ve proper had it with Todd Terry’s Mum
She didn’t know who I was
But she knew who Tim was

(Everybody knows who you are)
That’s not the point
Is that a point?
What is your point?

(Stop being unreasonable)
I’m not unreasonable
I’m not unreasonable (No No No)
I’m not unreasonable (No No No)
I tell you to shut up, and if you don’t shut up
I’ll show you unreasonable

I’ve proper had it with Todd Terry’s Mum
She didn’t know who I was
But she knew who Tim was

I’ve proper had it with Todd Terry’s Mum
She didn’t know who I was
But she knew who Tim was

(Everybody knows who you are)
That’s what you say
Is that a say?
(Stop being difficult)
What did you say?
I’m not being difficult
Not being difficult (No No No)
Not being difficult (No No No)
I tell you to naff off
And if you don’t naff off
I’ll show you what difficult is

I’ve proper had it with Todd Terry’s Mum
She didn’t know who I was,
But she knew who Tim was
I’ve proper had it with Todd Terry’s Mum

And forgive us, our trespassers as we forgive those
Who trespass against us
How can I turn the other cheek
Oh if I must…

(Everybody knows who you are)
That is the case
Is that a case?
What is the case?
(Stop being ridiculous)
I’m not ridiculous
Not being ridiculous
Not being ridiculous
I tell you to hop-it
And if you don’t hop it
You’ll know what ridiculous is

I’ve proper had it with Todd Terry’s Mum
She didn’t know who I was
But she knew who Tim was….

In My Bed (Placido Domingo)

Placido Domingo Oh
Placido Domingo
Placido Domingo

Placido Domingo’s In My Bed
You know fair well what I’m saying
So push me about, and scream and shout,
I’m never telling you a thing,
I shan’t tell, I shan’t tell
I’m the soul of discretion

Placido Domingo’s In My Bed
The sheets are of the finest Frette cotton
Lavender scent flows through the vent
That leads from the balcony.
I shan’t tell, I shan’t tell
I’m the soul of discretion

Let the love flow,
let the love flow,
let the love flow Placido (In My Bed)

Placido Domingo Oh
Placido Domingo
Placido Domingo

Placido Domingo’s In My Bed
You know fair well what I’m saying.
And though he appeared disguised with beard,
Everyone knew who he was anyway
I shan’t tell, I shan’t tell,
I’m the soul of discretion

Let the love flow,
let the love flow,
let the love flow Placido (In My Bed)

All About Me

Whatever’s going on, it’s all about me
Whatever’s going on, it’s all about me

Me! Me! Me!

Me,
It’s all about me,
I thought about you for three seconds.

Me,
It’s all about me,
I thought about you for three seconds or so...

Hey, such a lovely day,
Think about it,
Twist things round so it’s all about me.

There, castles in the air,
Think about it,
Twist things round so it’s all about me.

Me,
It’s all about me,
I thought about you for three seconds.

Me,
It’s all about me,
I thought about you for three seconds or so…

Blame, driving you insane,
Think about it,
Twist things round so it’s all about me.

Shine, glossy Valentine,
Think about it,
Twist things round so it’s all about me.

Me,
It’s all about me,
I thought about you for three seconds or so...

Me,
It’s all about me,
I thought about you for three seconds or so...

A-Listed

My friends, they sleep all day
Last night’s premiere was really quite strenuous
Mistakes, make sure they’re never made
Make sure we are at
The top of the guest list

Glorious, A-Listed
Glorious, A-Listed

My loves, I have a few
May they never meet on the doorstep
Ring, ring, upon the bell
Who is there?
Who is there?

Glorious A-Listed
Glorious A-Listed

We’re more famous than you
May you keep a lid on your jealousy
Keep some distance, and do not overcrowd us
We of course, are fond of our privacy

Glorious A-Listed
Glorious A-Listed